Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Things That Make You Go Hmmm....

While at a Maine State Fair that is. Yeah, last weekend we broke down and took Jordan to the Skowhegan State Fair. Here are some things that we saw while there.


*A child, under the age of 5, running around the fairgrounds...with no shoes on. Sigh

*A very pretty girl, wearing a black racing outfit that read "Route 69" as she handed out Pig Pooping key chains.

*A man looking the age of 80 sitting close, with his hand on the leg of a woman looking the age of 25.

*Vendors trying to sell socks.

*A guy with earring holes the size of the tires on my car.

*A girl, wearing the baggiest black pants I've ever seen. Sporting more chains then the Tour DE France. (Think about it.)

*A man, weighing probably over 300 pounds, wearing NO shirt, with a flesh beard and his protruding nipples pierced. I know, I threw up a little bit in my mouth too.

*Cows Shitting, Horses Trotting, Chickens clucking...

Pigs Sleeping



Sheep Bathing and...



Giraffe's Eating.

Gotta love a good ol' Maine State Fair. All in all we did enjoy ourselves, especially Jordan who even got brave enough to go on some rides.

And The Giraffe's were wicked AWESOME!

2 comments:

Maine Mom said...

Oh the things you'll see at a Maine fair! I hate the huge size of ear holes now! How can people possibly think that is attractive?
I'm glad Jordan had a fun time!

list mama said...

I wish we could have gone! We had just been to the Topsham Fair and spent $60! There was no way we could possibly have done that again. Maybe next year. I can't believe they had giraffes!

Jen
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