*A child, under the age of 5, running around the fairgrounds...with no shoes on. Sigh
*A very pretty girl, wearing a black racing outfit that read "Route 69" as she handed out Pig Pooping key chains.
*A man looking the age of 80 sitting close, with his hand on the leg of a woman looking the age of 25.
*Vendors trying to sell socks.
*A guy with earring holes the size of the tires on my car.
*A girl, wearing the baggiest black pants I've ever seen. Sporting more chains then the Tour DE France. (Think about it.)
*A man, weighing probably over 300 pounds, wearing NO shirt, with a flesh beard and his protruding nipples pierced. I know, I threw up a little bit in my mouth too.
*Cows Shitting, Horses Trotting, Chickens clucking...
Sheep Bathing and...
Gotta love a good ol' Maine State Fair. All in all we did enjoy ourselves, especially Jordan who even got brave enough to go on some rides.
And The Giraffe's were wicked AWESOME!